COULD IT BE
DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU
I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.
We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
I’m from California and I fucking approve of this shit.
I’m from California too, and I fucking think this fuckdamn chart is just wonderful, thank you.
Fuck yes, this motherfucking chart is amazing.
I’m here for this.
I’m from Ohio and you fuckers can all suck a dick.